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BEVERAGES

Thank you for your patience as our prices fluctuate due to current strains on supply chain alongside our grand opening. Prices listed online may differ from those in person.

Coffee & Tea

Farmhouse Blend

Coffee

ethically-traded, locally-roasted, rotating selection

$2.25 half acre; $3.00 full acre

Cattle Call

Cold Brew

cold-pressed, locally roasted dark roast served over ice

$3.50 half acre; $4.25 full acre

When Pigs Fly

Chai

chai tea, cinnamon, steamed milk hot, iced, or blended

$3.75 half acre; $4.50 full acre

Sunrise and Sunset

Golden Milk

mixed spices, honey, coconut oil, and milk

$4.00 half acre; $4.75 full acre

Full Moon

Fog

earl gray tea, vanilla syrup, steamed milk

$3.25 half acre; $4.25 full acre

Rabbit on the Run

Raspberry Iced Tea

 

$2.75 half acre; $3.25 full acre

Treehouse Tea

traditional sweetened tea, hot or iced

$2.50 half acre; $2.85 full acre

Campfire Cocoa

chocolate, steamed milk, whipped cream, topped with chocolate chips

$3.25 half acre; $4.25 full acre

Espresso

Lucky Duck Latte

hot, iced, or blended

$3.50 half acre; $4.50 full acre

Flew the Coop Cappuccino

$3.25 half acre; $4.25 full acre

Wild Flower Flat White

hand-crafted latte sans foam

$3.50 half acre; $4.50 full acre

Orchard Meadow Mocha

espresso, chocolate, steamed milk, whipped cream, topped with chocolate chips

hot, iced, or blended

$3.75 half acre; $4.75 full acre

Red-Eyed Rooster

house coffee topped with an espresso shot

$2.75 half acre; $3.50 full acre

The Hare

vanilla syrup, chocolate, steamed milk, espresso, whipped cream, white chocolate drizzle

hot, iced, or blended

$4.25 half acre; $4.95 full acre

The Golden Hour

caramel syrup, espresso, steamed milk, whipped cream, caramel drizzle

hot, iced, or blended

$4.25 half acre; $4.95 full acre

Blended Beverages

The farmers can also make these beverages hot or iced upon request

The Wonky Donky Cooler

raspberry syrup, white chocolate, whipped cream, white chocolate drizzle 

served blended – option for hot or iced upon request

$4.45 half acre; $5.25 full acre

The Strawberry Moon Cooler

strawberry syrup, milk, fresh strawberries, whipped cream, strawberry topper

$4.45 half acre; $5.25 full acre

Snowcap Cooler

vanilla syrup, chocolate, milk, cookie crumble, whipped cream, cookie topper

$4.45 half acre; $5.25 full acre

Picket Fence Mango Smoothie 

$1.50/add whey protein

$4.45 half acre; $5.25 full acre

Haystack Strawberry & Banana Smoothie

$1.50/add whey protein

$4.45 half acre; $5.25 full acre

Uncle Steve’s Wildberry Smoothie

$1.50/add whey protein

$4.45 half acre; $5.25 full acre

Wagon Wheel Breezer

iced pink lotus energy, watermelon syrup, watermelon slices

$4.25 half acre; $4.95 full acre

Goose on the Loose Breezer

iced white lotus energy, mango passion fruit fusion lotus, pineapple syrup

$4.25 half acre; $4.95 full acre

Grandma’s Groovin Lemonade Breezer

iced white lotus energy, house made lemonade, mint leaves

$4.25 half acre; $4.95 full acre

Scarecrow’s Strawberry Lemonade Breezer

iced purple lotus energy, house made lemonade, strawberry syrup, minced strawberries, mint leaves

$4.25 half acre; $4.95 full acre

Hidden Pink Dragon Breezer

iced pink lotus energy, peach fruit fusion lotus, dragon fruit syrup

$4.95 half acre; $5.25 full acre

Lighting Strike! Breezer

iced purple lotus energy, blue raspberry fruit fusion, blueberry syrup, with a souvenir light up ice cube

$8.95 one full acre size available

Flight Over The Farm

featuring three of the farm’s signature breezers, this flight samples a range of flavors with a boost of energy. including goose on the loose breezer, hidden pink dragon breezer, scarecrow’s strawberry lemonade breezer

$10.95 for three flight (for here only)

Food 

 Thank you for your patience as our prices fluctuate due to current strains on supply chain alongside our grand opening. Prices listed online may differ from those in person.

Breakfast & Brunch

Available Daily Open Until 2 PM

Farmer Johnson’s

Breakfast Sandwhich

fresh made scrambled egg with choice of cheese and bread

$1.00/add sausage; $1.50/add bacon; $0.50/add seitan

$6.75

Goatherd Schutt’s

Roasted Red Pepper Wrap

double eggs dressed with roasted red peppers, cheddar and cream cheese in a toasted wrap

$1.00/add sausage; $1.50/add bacon; $0.50/add seitan

$7.80

Buckaroo Ekberg’s

Green Beginnings Power Bowl

fresh spinach, chopped egg whites, topped with avocado, tomatoes, cucumbers, carrots, on a bed of hummus

$1.00/add sausage; $1.50/add bacon; $0.50/add seitan; $2.00/add deli turkey; $0.75/add cheese

$8.75

Grandpappy Cuseo’s

Waffle Sensation

waffle dough topped with your choice: banana & nutella, strawberries & chocolate sauce, or blueberry compote & pineapple (VG)

$8.50

Kitty Cat’s

French Toast Bricks

sweet french toast sticks arranged around a wishing well of organic Vermont maple syrup, topped with powdered sugar. (VG, DF)

$7

Old Yeller Lulu’s

Good Ole Hash Brown

get yer patties here!

$2.25

Meemaw Chevron’s

Quick Start Cereal

Choice of loops; rainbows; pops; oatmeal; kashi go (VG)

Milk options of 2%, skim, almond (add $1); oat (add $2.25)

$5

Aspiring Equestrian Roberts’

Yogurt Parfait

organic vanilla yogurt layered with fresh seasonal fruit chunks & fruit compote

$1.25/add granola

$5.75

Master Equestrian Ranaletta’s

Old Farm Cafe Parfait Experience

19 oz layered parfait, bottom layer with crumbled oreo, a thick layer of blueberry yogurt, layer of gummy worms, layer of strawberry yogurt, layer of strawberries and blueberries, topped with fresh rich whipped cream

$9.75

Orhardist Trine’s

Fresh Harvest Fruit Cup

seasonally rotating selection of fresh seasonal fruit (VG)

$4.75

 

Haybinder Carroll’s

Avocado Toast

egg whites sprinkled with everything bagel seasoning and topped with chopped tomatoes and roasted red peppers on choice of bread (VG)

$1.15/add melted swiss

$8.75

 

Ranch Hand Baldwin’s

Bagels

choice of plain or everything bagels served with plain, veggie, or light cream cheese, butter, or tofutti (VG, DF)

$3.75

 

Lunch & Later

Available Daily Noon Until Close

The Barnyard Rebellion

Chicken Tenders

crispy baked all-white meat chicken tenders served with choice of bbq, honey mustard, ranch, boss, or cotton candy sauce
Family Style Chicken Tender Feast $24.25
16-pack with three sauce flight

$8.85

The Neighborly

Original Flatbread Pizza

organic tomato sauce & fresh mozzarella (VG)

$2/add pepperoni or sausage

$8.75

The Grass is Always Greener

Veggie Flatbread Pizza

hummus based topped with tomatoes, spinach, mushrooms, roasted red peppers, with balsamic reduction (VG, GF)

$0.50/add cheese; $2.75/add seitan

$8.75

The Muscle Show

Power Bowl

multi colored quinoa, spinach, chopped romaine, raw tomatoes, corn, cucumber, roasted red peppers, avocado and hummus (VG)

$1.50/add hard boiled egg; $0.50/add cheese; $2/add turkey, sausage, or bacon; $2.75/add seitan

$11.65

The Ring-Them-Barn Bells

Soup du Jour

rotating offering of: homestyle chicken noodle; butternut squash & apple; Italian style wedding with meatballs; broccoli cheddar

cup $4.75; bowl $6.25

The Cheese Doesn’t Stand Alone

Mac’n’Cheese

classic favorite, noodles with creamy cheddar cheese, made in house (VG) 

cup $5.95; bowl $7.25

The “We’re Havin’ Company”

Homestyle Hummus Plate

creamy house hummus served with artisanal crackers, carrots, and cucumber sticks
Family Style Hummus Feast $21.75
portioned to feed a full table of four hungry guests. (VG)

$8.40

The Benjamin Franklin

Red Pepper Harvest Turkey Wrap

sliced turkey breast, swiss cheese, lettuce, tomato, cucumber, roasted red pepper aioli

$2/add sausage or bacon; $2.75/sub seitan; $3/sub breaded chicken

$8.60

The Fry-Day

Chicken Salad

all white meat chicken, fresh pineapple, golden raisin, and spring onion in curry seasoned flavor rich mayonnaise on your choice of white, rye, or wheat

$2/whole wheat wrap or gluten free Udi’s whole wheat

$9.75

The “You’re Not From Around Here”

BLT

oven-roasted bacon, leafy romaine lettuce, and tomatoes, mayonnaise on toasted on choice of white, rye, or wheat

$2/whole wheat wrap or gluten free Udi’s whole wheat

$8.60

The Doctor’s House-Visit

Signature Salad

mixed greens, hard-boiled egg, sliced apple, avocado, chopped bacon, feta, house-made apple cider vinaigrette (GF)

$2/add breaded chicken or deli turkey; $2.75/add seitan $3/add chicken salad

$11.60

The Day Off From Harvesting

Harvest Salad

tomatoes, cucumbers and carrots on mixed greens served with ranch dressing

$2/add breaded chicken or deli turkey; $2.75/add seitan; $1/add egg; $1.50/add portobello or bacon

$8.75

The Barnyard’s Big Fat

Greek Salad

roasted red peppers, Kalamata olives, artichoke hearts, feta on mixed greens with balsamic vinaigrette (VG)

$2/add breaded chicken or deli turkey; $2.75/add seitan; $1/add egg; $1.50/add portobello or bacon

$9.25

Brutus, The Farmhand Killer

Caesar Salad

crisp romaine with croutons and shaved parmesan with caesar dressing (VG)

$2/add breaded chicken or deli turkey; $2.75/add seitan; $1/add egg; $1.50/add portobello or bacon

$8.75

Dressings available on the farm:
apple cider vinaigrette, balsamic vinaigrette, ranch, Italian, caesar

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